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A guy who is fucked beyond all recognition. He can't resist bending and snapping all his joints and has a small penis. A Scotty Cock enjoys butt sex with various amphibians and reptiles as well as weird anime club meetings where they draw themselves getting sodomized by aliens and shit.
guy: "Hey stop snapping your fingers you Scotty Cock!"

scotty cock: "sorry i have a small penis"

I didn't want to go to that stupid anime club but that Scotty Cock threatened to make that weird face at me. And his small penis frightened me.
by chris pelkey February 04, 2010

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