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A bunch of unemployed, heroin-addicted, deep-fried mars bar scoffing, orange-haired sectarian scum from the North of Hadrian's Wall.
Famous Scottish military victories include Bannockburn and the time they stole the goalposts and pitch from Wembley in 1977.

Famous Scottish military defeats are too numerous to mention, but the English handed out every one of those shoeings over numerous centuries.
by TimmyTheTroll May 12, 2009
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Adjective:

The exact opposite to welsh. Boring, idle and dammed right ugly.
Get uff ya fat arse and stop bein' so Scottish!
by welsh ninjas July 23, 2006
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An obsolete term given to a person originally from Scotland, but due to a referendum, said person is now referred to as British.
Remember when the Scottish had some pride and passion? Shame they were spineless, couldn't stand up for themselves and succumb to being British.
by flyingbritsman October 01, 2014
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Sublanguage; when someone speaks a version of English with slight mumbles and slurs with unnecessary speed at times.
"Why couldn't that person understand me? Was I speaking Scottish, again?"
by Spine4you November 01, 2009
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dumb big headed ugly assholes that stink like whiskey mixed with shit
This drunk dumb ass with big head must be scottish.
by sssss12345 July 26, 2009
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Pertaining to anything from Scotland except the only thing worth a shit from Scotland whitch is Scotch.
Kenneth: That drunk over there with the tartan dress on is Scottish.
Barny: Yeah, he's full of Scotch and shit.
by BolloxThe Brave March 05, 2009
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A bunch of Irish Warriors who got lost,and settled north of Hadrians Wall later assimilated lots of blue painted guys(Picts,not smurfs!)
There are two types of people in this world.

1. Scottish.

2. People who want to be.
by august22 December 11, 2016
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