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"A nation of racism towards England.
I have visited and lived in Scotland, so I know what I'm talking about.
They are obsessed with The Broons and Oor Wullie.
Like to wear kilts with nowt underneath them so they can expose their 2 inch penises.Kilted Klowns In Scotland"
Fuck Off! Well I am Scottish and I know that's naw true and I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

"People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish" I'm sorry but as someone who was born in and still lives in Scotland, I would say that people who are Scottish are only people who were actually BORN here. Other people can say that their ancestors were scottish.......but that doesn't make them scottish.

To be Scottish, you must be able to agree to both of these:

1. Born in Scotland
2. Lived in Scotland

There are different dialects of accents in Scotland. On the West Coast, our accent has been influenced by irish settlers yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago. We say words like "Aye .... naw .... wit ..... aye right ..... eejit ..... pure .... nae bother .... dae ..... hing ......... hingmay ..."and usually miss out the 'g' at the end of -ing words "daein' ....... talkin' .....drivin' ...... eatin'"

Main football teams are Celtic and Ranger. Celtic supporters are known as Tims and Rangers are Huns.
I was born in Glasgow and brought up here in Scotland and have a scottish accent......therefore I am Scottish!
by Kayleigh88 November 19, 2005
 
1.
the standard by which all else is judged.
<i>If it's not Scottish it's CRAP!</i>
by GothiousRex December 17, 2004
 
2.
along with the Irish the coolest ethnicitys in the world
1. they drink
2. they like to fight over sports
3. their national costume is underwear optional
Dude those Scottish people are the shiznit
by odd_jackal October 06, 2003
 
3.
Brother God to Irish! Scots and the Irish kick all ass and if you have a problem with that fuck off!
No example needed, if you need one...Fuck you.
by Gabriel March 21, 2005
 
4.
God's Chosen People, but after a heavy night on the Whisky resulting in a huge argument with God he punished us and cast us down on to the island of Britain,and to add insult to injury he gave us the English as neighbours!.
Scottish people are the dogs bollocks oh and by the way Burns night is on the 25th of January NOT February ad it is whisky with no "E" Niyko you are hereby cast out of the Scottish club ,hang your head in shame. tut tut
by Tartan Terror July 09, 2006
 
5.
1. The scottish language ; A form of Gaelic, closely related to Irish and Manx, part of the Goidelic or Q-Celtic sub family of the Celtic language grouping.
Not to be confused with 'Scots', 'Lowland Scots', 'Lallans' or 'Doric' which is a language/dialects of a language of Anglo-Saxon origin, formerly referred to by its speakers as Inglis/Ynglis, which assumed the title 'Scots' around the 15th century.
2. Ethnically Scottish - being those who speak the aforementioned Scottish language; Gaels or 'Gaidheil' in their own language.
3. Of or belonging to Scotland.
'Canan na h-alba' - the language scotland,
'an canan Albannach' - the language of Scots,
'Canan nan Gaidheil' - the language of Gaels,
'Albannach' - Scottish.
by siarach October 25, 2005
 
6.
One of the few, one of the proud. Only country not to give in without a long fight against the Romans. Greatest drinkers on the planet. Fun loving people who dinny hold a grudge (except with england). You know you love us cause you've no reason to hate us!!!
Did you see that Scottish guy last night? What a laugh man!!
by Vin86 March 14, 2007
 
7.
The sexiest accent in the world, The Typical Scotsman abroad is often plagued with hot women wanting to fuck his brains out.
Hot girl: OMG he is SOOOOOO hot!
Other hot girl: Yes!! he has a scottish accent, I wanna fuck him too!
by Eva Brownturd August 03, 2009