Girl to Boyfriend: "Awwwwww your such a Scottie :)"
From good friend: "Thanks for being there for me, Scottie!" :)
The infrequently utilized and slightly unorthodox process by which a male inserts his limp penis into the ear of an eager girlfriend and then proceeds to have an erection until the entire auditory canal is filled by the penis, subsequently providing temporary partial hearing loss while inducing twisted pleasure unbeknownst to most normal humans.
After I pleasured her with a nice friendly angry dragon, I gave her a Scottie, and now I think she's calling the cops.