A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.
Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.
by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022
Scottie is definitely a thot and the biggest fuckboy you’ll ever meet. Will play with your feelings, he is funny but do not be fooled. The only good thing is he has a good taste in music but is overruled by the fact that he has chlamydia. :)
by That1betch September 10, 2019
Someone good looking, charming, and posses an attractive aura. A handsome man with determination and drive; a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. A strong man that is on the path to being very successful.
Scottie, you're great!!
by forget-me-not February 5, 2010
a girl with a great sense of humor and a pure heart.
It's odd when you meet a girl named Scottie but when you do don't loose her. Scottie's are prone to distraction.
Scottie's are often shy when you first meet them but once they feel comfortable they are something completely different. Don't be scared off by a Scottie's overflowing self confidence and bubbly personality. They want everyone to feel comfortable around them and that is often the case.
Scottie's are great at keeping secrets and are fairly low maintenance. Keep them fed and hydrated and they are good to go.
Never question a Scottie's loyalty to her friends.
It's odd when you meet a girl named Scottie but when you do don't loose her. Scottie's are prone to distraction.
Scottie's are often shy when you first meet them but once they feel comfortable they are something completely different. Don't be scared off by a Scottie's overflowing self confidence and bubbly personality. They want everyone to feel comfortable around them and that is often the case.
Scottie's are great at keeping secrets and are fairly low maintenance. Keep them fed and hydrated and they are good to go.
Never question a Scottie's loyalty to her friends.
Scottie..??? Idek how I'd use the name in a sentence so here are some emojis~ಠ_ಠ (*´꒳`*) ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ(=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)
by Help me im awkward March 29, 2017
A good friend that many long to have. This is friend who usually suffers from depression, and is accustomed to heart-break. A Scottie is somebody you shouldn't take for granted, and you should let him know often how much he means to you. This is somebody that will lie for you, die for you, do ANYTHING for you...especially if they like you. This is somebody who falls in love easily....but tries not to show it--at least at first. He likes late-night calls with girl friends, and has many good friends he couldnt live without. If any good friends that he was close to move away, he usually thinks of them EVERYDAY. This is somebody who, if you dont show that he is appreciated, will leave. Finally, when he gets hurt he tries not to show it....but it scars and he never heals. He NEEDS people, but is not a very social person.
To a depressed friend: "Dude! Cheer up! Stop being such a Scottie, geez!"
Girl to Boyfriend: "Awwwwww your such a Scottie :)"
From good friend: "Thanks for being there for me, Scottie!" :)
Girl to Boyfriend: "Awwwwww your such a Scottie :)"
From good friend: "Thanks for being there for me, Scottie!" :)
by friend_of_scottie April 13, 2011
A good ole country boy, loves his girl with all of his heart. He's a loyal, trustworthy, adorable boy. He's perfect, but he won't ever admit it, no matter how many times he's told. He's very good with his hands, good with children, and animals. He is also very attractive, sexy, muscular, and tall. The man of every girls dream, but only one girl gets his heart. Is also an athletic boy, football is his game. He is boyfriend material, he's the best boyfriend any girl could ask for, he's a sweetheart, and is only sweet to his girl. And no matter what, he will always love her. He is also a fighter, fights for what he loves, never with his loves. He fights, and wins. He's not a loser. He doesn't quit, especially on the one's he loves the most. Overall, Scottie is the kind of man you want in your life, as a friend, or boyfriend. If you know one, treat him right, never lead him on, he has a rough past. You do him good, he'll treat you great
by NeverForgetToLive February 23, 2013
Noun,
The infrequently utilized and slightly unorthodox process by which a male inserts his limp penis into the ear of an eager girlfriend and then proceeds to have an erection until the entire auditory canal is filled by the penis, subsequently providing temporary partial hearing loss while inducing twisted pleasure unbeknownst to most normal humans.
The infrequently utilized and slightly unorthodox process by which a male inserts his limp penis into the ear of an eager girlfriend and then proceeds to have an erection until the entire auditory canal is filled by the penis, subsequently providing temporary partial hearing loss while inducing twisted pleasure unbeknownst to most normal humans.
Damn bro, I was with this chick last night that told me to fill every hole on her body, and after I got done with the normal shit she said "You forgot one, give me a Scottie!". I said wtf is that and after she told me I gave her a Scottie. This crazy bitch goes all the way!
After I pleasured her with a nice friendly angry dragon, I gave her a Scottie, and now I think she's calling the cops.
After I pleasured her with a nice friendly angry dragon, I gave her a Scottie, and now I think she's calling the cops.
by Pussy Buffet, PhD July 25, 2010