(Note: the above claim has in fact been independently verified by multiple individuals on several occasions.)
Person 2: OMG!? Really, you are by far one of the luckiest people on earth! Im so jealous of you!
Incredibly good looking with a great six pack.
Usually found surrounded by a group of girls but can sometimes be found laying back and reading a book. Always there when you need someone to talk and can easily make you laugh. Friends always come first for scott.
Girl two: o duh girl i already know everyone was hanging around a scott, he's such a swell listener.