Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.
My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).
Profane sex act where you light the female's public hair on fire and then you proceed to penetrate her until the sheer force puts out the flame.
"Ronny gave La Verne a scorched muffin last night and now they aren't talking. On a related note, La Verne has third degree burns on her pelvis."