Scootologie scoot-ol-o-gie noun
1. the science of riding scooters,
esp. with reference to pleasure,
convenience and overall joy.
2. the study of all things scoot.
3. riders feel fulfilled due to
advancements in scootology
Scootologie has made my life more pleasurable, convenient, economical and exciting. I look forward to scooting daily thanks to Scootologie.