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The means by which you are able to leave a large session and return home unscathed, but with no memory of the journey.
Man. That Beer Scooter last night sure gave a smooth ride home.
by George Best April 10, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Something you ride but don't tell your friends... a mean mothertrucker who is a jerk and takes it in the ass
by Tony Pastor October 27, 2004
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A scooter is a object that you put both feet on and you push with one feet at a time
Scooters are cool
by Homie mal April 06, 2017
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1: noun - A small 2-wheeled motor vehicle, usually with a single cylider engine of 250cc or less. Most often ridden by nerds, chicks and biker wannabes, scooters are excellent transportation around small towns, campgrounds and trailer parks, but are unsafe on public highways as they can seldom move faster than the average dog.

2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)
1. Hey, Muffy, let's ride our scooters over to the ice cream shop.
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."
by oldtigercub March 06, 2011
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That weird guy in the Borderlands series.
"I need to find a way across the Dust."

"Don't worry man I'm sure Scooter can hit us up."
by thegreatsarge March 20, 2017
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A Bomb-Ass Coffeehouse that Jacque Josh and Courtney OWN! Also see Love Shack and yummy
Dude we gosta head down to scooter's for some crazy partaying!
by Coffeemastas July 10, 2008
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