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A handicap dude but not a handycap gal, especially one who cruises in a wheeliechair or a powerchair.
"Hey scooter? Wut up?"
"Oh hey Duke! Can you jump my wheelchair with your truck. The batteries are dead and the fuzz is after me!"
"Sorry, no can do--no jump cables!"
by teadrinkinman April 10, 2009
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a form of two wheeled transport that sounds like a hair dryer, and gets about the same top speed, some have nice body kits though
by peet October 19, 2003
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a "scratchy" or unpleasant cooter(vagina)
Josh told me that Jennie has a scooter.
by brain_11 April 28, 2004
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1) A very small penis and/or scrotum.
2) Appears to be that of a 8 year old boy's genitalia.
3) "Lil'" is often used before "Scooter" to make the phrase "Lil' Scooter"
Eroca laughed when she saw Tony's lil' 1 inch scooter
by Diego January 16, 2003
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Scooter is a techno group that writes dance music they are from Hamburg Germany. Scooter has so many songs and albums.
Scooter is a good Electronic Techno Dance group.
by That'smealright July 18, 2016
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When one profusely throws up projectiles in such a way as to shoot straight out all over someone elses faces and clothes.
That guy just scootered all over you.
by wvboy September 17, 2006
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crappy, pointless form of 2-wheeled transport.
modern scooters are usually between 50 and 250cc, feature a "step through" frame and small wheels (8-13 inches in diameter, usually around 10).
50cc ones are most common among teenagers. most are 2-stroke, and make a noise akin to that of a hedge-trimmer. 4-stroke ones are available, although incredibly sluggish.
scooters tend to be much slower and lacking in power than motorcycles, and usually have "twist and go" transmission.
they can be made to go quite fast. but most of the really fast ones are in such a high state of tune that they don't last very long, and constantly suffer from mechanical problems. and besides, who wants speed on a machine that doesn't have gears, weighs about as much as its rider and has such small wheels? no matter how much you dress up a turd, it's still a turd.
scooters suck. buy a real bike.
by abbas224 July 25, 2007
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