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1.
A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.
"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"
by Posing A Threat September 20, 2009
 
2.
The act of moving and scooting at the same time.
Debora said to Jason, "Scootch your ass over here."
by JasonDonuts April 27, 2010
 
3.
Term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest...
Undercover: "Hey bros, you got any scootch? You know, anything FUN?"
Bro: "Fuck Off"
by Johnny Danerously October 17, 2010
 
4.
To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.
I am totally scootch.
by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006
 
5.
An especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of shit on the way out.
Dude, you need to check your pants after that scootch
by Magius December 18, 2003
 
6.
To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.
I am totally scootch.
by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006
 
7.
a nice vagina, something any normal man would go down on
I pounded that trick's scootch all night long
by Tim Shelton June 13, 2006