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A shite male hairstyle favoured originally by English and European footballers in the 1970's and 80's (origin unknown), though the most classic examples can be found in the mid to late 1980's. Essentially the sytle comprises of a type of back permed (usually shortish) mullet. Only the back of the hair is permed and it is these curly parts that are referred to as 'The Scones'. The style maybe referred to solely as a back perm and the length of the scones themselves can vary.

Variations involved a top perm with a closer cropped back and sides, but to refer to these as 'Scones' would be technically incorrect. The word is a derivative of the Australian slang for head scone

Classic examples would cite Kevin Keegan and Chris Waddle but other European examples are available.
"Hey mate is that a home perm? those scones are great!"
by Dr A Bradshaw April 20, 2007
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A group on Skype that includes people who are made of awesome. They discuss Harry Potter and videos on YouTube. They all love each other and want to be each other when they grow up. And... they're all famous.
While all of the other teenagers in town partied, I logged into skype and went on Scones.
by J.K. Rowling May 03, 2008
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Booty/ Pussy/ Titties or Women depending on context.
Tumi: "Did you get scones(pussy) at that party last night"
Tumi: "I see you handling the scones(women) dude"
Tumi: "Dude that girl has some nice scones(booty or titties)"
by svdgod July 31, 2015
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a penis that has been constructed for a female to male sex change.
The doctor said that my scone will never grow erect, but will resemble a penis.
by olejatt June 22, 2010
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To make contact with someone in a sexual manner, but with more public appeal. Scone prounounced as in Cone.
"We are going to scone later" Suggesting the idea of sexual contact through the word scone.
by mtwini09 October 28, 2010
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Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence
I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.
by JH March 12, 2003
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a nickname given to Haitian and/or Bajan Americans (particularly females), whom cannot speak creole. Many scones attend Ivy League institutions in order to make up for their lack of knowledge regarding their culture's native tongue.
Haitian Boy: Hey is that girl Haitian? She's bad as shit, I'm gonna talk to her!

Jealous Haitian Girl: Good luck with that. She's a scone.
by jawn30 August 21, 2011
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