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11.
SCONES ARE GOOD! SCONES ARE CRUNCHY! A funny little cake like thing that became one of my all time favorate words.
Want a scone?
by CJ Henry April 01, 2004
 
1.
any sort of hand-held lighter.
Yo man I need to light this blunt pass me the scone.
by michael richie smith January 09, 2011
 
2.
Verb meaning to go, leave, or escape promptly. Usually issued as a verbal command when either (1) there is a small timeframe available to perform the action, or (2) the speaker has an insatiable urge to perform the action.

Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.

Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.
College bro: "Dude! The bonfire starts in 30 minutes! Scones!"

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College kid 1: "Whoa, is that Dave Matthews?!"
College kid 2: "It is! Hes about to leave on his bicycle!"
College kid 1: "Shit we have to meet him! Scones before its too late!"

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Bro to bro: "Scones mah bones, bro!"

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Black guy in a hurry: "Oh shit da cops, scones! Help me wit dis plasma screen!"

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Asian kid trying to be cool: "Scones man!"
Bro who snowboards a lot: "Dude..."

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The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"

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by Evil Cankles December 01, 2010
 
3.
To call somebody a scone. imply that they are forever alone or socially abrupt. someone who is very awkward. someone who is left out of something, one who is last
In gym the teacher tells everyone to find a partner. everyone picks but one guy is left. So they called him a scone.
by Memeguy May 19, 2013
 
4.
n. any form of currency, and/or relating to money
Have a nice day at the beach you lazy bastard, one of us has to work and bring in the scones!
by Blanodino April 16, 2011
 
5.
a Canadian slang term for drinking beer fast. Related to shot gunning a beer.
"lets go scone some kokanee's before the hockey game starts"

"hold up girl, I gotta scone this beer before we go"

"the first girl to scone a beer and place the empty can on her head upside down, wins for her table to eat first"
by tizzco April 15, 2010
 
6.
a rude barbie-style girl, only interested in make-up, boys, hair products etc. Other features: lack of intelligence, balanced by high confidence. scones can usually be seen in groups.
person 1: i didn't realize she's a scone until i saw her crying over her broken nail.
person 2: rly? but we saw her taking chicken buttface photos of herself with her teddy bear a week ago.
by ralyyy March 31, 2010
 
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A shite male hairstyle favoured originally by English and European footballers in the 1970's and 80's (origin unknown), though the most classic examples can be found in the mid to late 1980's. Essentially the sytle comprises of a type of back permed (usually shortish) mullet. Only the back of the hair is permed and it is these curly parts that are referred to as 'The Scones'. The style maybe referred to solely as a back perm and the length of the scones themselves can vary.

Variations involved a top perm with a closer cropped back and sides, but to refer to these as 'Scones' would be technically incorrect. The word is a derivative of the Australian slang for head scone

Classic examples would cite Kevin Keegan and Chris Waddle but other European examples are available.
"Hey mate is that a home perm? those scones are great!"
by Dr A Bradshaw April 20, 2007