australian slang for your head
watch your scone ... as in ... keep an eye open for the object you're head/scone is about to hit/be hit by
by baz January 08, 2004
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any sort of hand-held lighter.
Yo man I need to light this blunt pass me the scone.
#lighter #ignitor #fuel #toke #piece
by michael richie smith January 09, 2011
To call somebody a scone. imply that they are forever alone or socially abrupt. someone who is very awkward. someone who is left out of something, one who is last
In gym the teacher tells everyone to find a partner. everyone picks but one guy is left. So they called him a scone.
#scone #forever alone #meme #awkward #alone
by Memeguy May 19, 2013
Booty/ Pussy/ Titties or Women depending on context.
Tumi: "Did you get scones(pussy) at that party last night"
Tumi: "I see you handling the scones(women) dude"
Tumi: "Dude that girl has some nice scones(booty or titties)"
#booty #pussy #ass #titties #bitches #women #girls #scoones #ice creams
by svdgod July 31, 2015
Verb meaning to go, leave, or escape promptly. Usually issued as a verbal command when either (1) there is a small timeframe available to perform the action, or (2) the speaker has an insatiable urge to perform the action.

Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.

Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.
College bro: "Dude! The bonfire starts in 30 minutes! Scones!"


College kid 1: "Whoa, is that Dave Matthews?!"
College kid 2: "It is! Hes about to leave on his bicycle!"
College kid 1: "Shit we have to meet him! Scones before its too late!"


Bro to bro: "Scones mah bones, bro!"


Black guy in a hurry: "Oh shit da cops, scones! Help me wit dis plasma screen!"


Asian kid trying to be cool: "Scones man!"
Bro who snowboards a lot: "Dude..."


The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"

#synonyms: depart #flee #exit #leave behind #secede. antonyms: enter #leave slowly #arrive #join.
by Evil Cankles December 01, 2010
1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.
1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.
by Jenesis September 12, 2004
n. any form of currency, and/or relating to money
Have a nice day at the beach you lazy bastard, one of us has to work and bring in the scones!
#squilla #schillings #benjamins #dolla dolla bills #chedda
by Blanodino April 16, 2011
combo of school and own
"Hah, said John, "You got sconed!"
#school #own #win #loss #pyrotechnics
by JaRGoNMAsTeR January 12, 2009
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