Milpo Sclint 

The best Gundam character no one has ever heard of

"OMG IT'S MILPO SCLINT!"

"Who the fuck is that?"

"The best goddamn character in this show"

Milpo Sclint by scottishfoldsareawesome January 19, 2022

Compound Splinter 

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.

Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."

Compound Splinter by BChil June 29, 2015

slinthead 

A derogatory term used for someone who has done something stupid that usually calls for repercussions. The term is commonly used by fans of the Maze Runner series.

That slinthead needs to follow the rules

slinthead by shuckfacesandshanks June 27, 2014

The Splinter Cell 

The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.

Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!

The Splinter Cell by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011

rotator splint 

A rotator splint is an imaginary engine part.

I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.

rotator splint by bj6665 June 21, 2016

Catching Splinters 

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.

"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

Catching Splinters by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009

Splintch 

Another word for a fat spastic. People who are called a splintch are really annoying, unattractive and lazy.

You are being a splintch! Stop bothering us!

Splintch by Layup Sticker September 1, 2021