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A mysterious bird that appears with the sole intention of chopping your dick off. Known for it's famous call "CAWWW! CAWW!"
"Dude, we went hiking last week and Craig got attacked by a scissorbird! Now he can't pee."
by Johnny Facepalm December 02, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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