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11.
The act of using both fists to simultaneously punch someone in the face and crotch.
That guy is really pissing me off. I think I'll give him a taste of the scissors!

He scissored me like a piece of paper in an art shop.
by Calculus4Lyfe December 17, 2009
 
1.
Verb meant to describe any situation where two females engaged in lesbian lust spread their legs wide open facing each other. Then they hook up their meat pockets by sreading around each other's vag. Kicking their legs jumping jack-style is an exciting finishing move to go along with scissor action.
"Dominique to friends: 'I haven't scissored that well since Freshman Orientation, and I'm not talking about any sharp objects!'"
by Jeff Greenberg October 21, 2003
 
2.
an action between to lesbians in which they spread their legs and rub their vaginas together.
Ex. 1. Aww scissor me Xerxes!

Ex. 2. Scissor me timbers
by circa1896 July 10, 2008
 
3.
used to defeat paper in a game
aha! my scissors beat your rock!
by iamthelead January 23, 2005
 
4.
The act of two lesbians rocking back and forth with their vaginas touching one another
Mrs. Garrison performed hot scissors with his lesbian partner all night long
by Scissor me Timbers April 15, 2007
 
5.
Lesbian sex. When two women put their pussies together to form a scissor like shape.
Oh, Katie, lets scissor tonight. Don't use a strap on dildo or that would feel like I was fucking a man. I don't like penises. I am a lesbian for a reason.

Mm scissors...
by Mable April 16, 2007
 
6.
two colliding vaginas, usually belonging to lesbians or bi-curious female individuals.
Aww man, that bitch scissored my pussy soo hard last night!!!
by ThanksLight May 31, 2009
 
7.
A dangerous weapon of mass destruction. Usually used to cut thin processed parts of trees. Because scissors are shiny and silver they are sharp, shiny, objects used to attract stupid people.
The scissors will destroy the world.
by Scissors February 12, 2005