A resident of Scio, a town in Oregon, about 25 minutes away from Salem
nestled away in a valley with lots of cover from prying eyes, and has earned a poor reputation as a result of the real and imagined events that happen there. This is the stereotypical Scion: animal-molester
, tobacco chewer, meth maker/smoker, inbreeding
hick, has a hot tub in their front yard, collects rusty cars and various metal goods, cuts hay in the summer, hates people from big cities or states, especially California
, knowledgeable in the arts of chainsaw maintenance and deforestation (they mess up owl homes in fir trees), no respect for nature, and deep passion for anything black and orange (Oregon
and Stihl chainsaws). To them, orange and black is the sh*t. In school, the kids learn logging skills and horse around in the locker rooms. Kids have been known to spray Axe deodorant in the air (to get high
) and rub feces on books. Scio has a great music program however. If you go to Scio, rent a rusty old truck as you drive through "downtown" so people mistake you for a local, and don't hurt your pets. Wear an orange and black shirt.
Girl: "Where are we?"
Taxi Driver: "We're entering a sh*tty part of town. Roll your windows up and put your electronics away. Lots of inbred meth
live here, so there's a lot of crime. OMG
, don't look, but that man is molesting a sheep
Girl: "This is just like Scio
! I hate that damn
are so twisted!"
A car which can easily be mistaken for an abandoned fridge when parked.
Person 1: Now look, someone's left out a perfectly good metallic purple fridge.
Person 2: Is it a frigidaire?
Person 1: No its a scion XB "xtra brisk".
A new car company that is an offshoot of the Toyota/Lexus family. Cars are referred to as "boxes on wheels". They are actually fully customizable when you buy them and are quite inexpensive.
Screw you! xB's are cool!!
1. A brand of vehicles made by Toyota
targeted towards the younger generation. The reason Toyota chose this name for there new line of vehicles has to do with my definition #2 and #3 below, Scion is supposed to be an heir to the throne of Toyota and is a descendant of previous brands and models produced by Toyota.
2. An descendent and/or heir to the throne.
3. A scion is a detached shoot or twing containing buds from a woody plant used in grafting plants in order to propagate.
4. A device of untold power in the video game Tomb Raider
1. Jenny purchased a new Scion last week.
2. Louie is a scion to the throne
3. Scion is a term used in grafting.
4. The Atlantean Scion is capable of "powers beyond the creator himself".
family of toyota cars.
scion xB was made a box so it could fit the square entrances of parking garages in japan
1. A descendant
2. A detached shoot or twig containing buds from a woody plant, used in grafting
3. The heir to a throne
In most cases, one plant is selected for its roots, and this is called the stock or rootstock. The other plant is selected for its stems, leaves or flowers, and is called the scion.
A descendant or heir.
George W. Bush is the scion of Satan.
A Toyota brand catering to kids that have seen "The Fast and the Furious" one too many times. At time of purchase, you are able to factory-rice your brand new scion.
have you seen the new scion commercial? the one where the guy spits all over the mic?