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Bat-shit fucking crazy.
"Hey, I hear that scientology is bat-shit crazy" says John
Eric retorts "You know, you're right!"
by TheConquerer February 07, 2008
93 27
A synonym for nonsense.
Bush's administration is so bad at hiding things and all the crap they say just comes off as scientology.
by thread January 27, 2008
101 35
A murderous cult,of dumb buttmunches,on an
elevator to Hell.They've already killed
some innocent people.Some of it's famous
members are George Clooney,Tom Cruise,Isaac Hayes,and the
crazy lady from Dharma & Greg.
George Clooney:Today it's America,tomorrow...the world.
Isn't Scientology great?
by Zenox November 14, 2006
125 60
Scientology: The latest fad amongst celebrities. Requires spending an ungodly amount of money, which, of course, celebrities are attracted to. See L. Ron Hubbard and Tom Cruise.
Donating money to charities was so 5 minutes ago! Lets all go pour our money into some fake "Church" created by a Sci-Fi author!!

Scientology in a Nutshell
by I Club Seals September 26, 2007
96 32
Scientology is a cult of assholes that constantly advertise on urban dictionary to try to recruit new victims.
loser 1: Did you see all the Scientology shit on U.D.?
loser 2: Yeah, the ads are fucking annoying.
by purplekilt May 07, 2008
72 17
A religion that is about as ridiculous as a literal interpretation of the bible.
However nutty Scientology (and those who believe its' stories literally) may be, the reality is that 33% of the US population literally believes in the bible, which is no more or less nutty.
by ShadowCreator October 04, 2007
99 46
"A Cult" as defined by John Sweeney who is the definitive decider of what is and isnt a religion.

Scientology - also know as a Sham, Fraudulent, Money Grabbing, Idiot magnet, Hubbard fetishists
That scientologist is gay. Yes, thats because he believes in that crackpot cult called Scientology.
by brainwashingcult May 15, 2007
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