schwimmer fatigue 

Getting tired of seeing David Schwimmer on TV

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

schwimmer fatigue by chandelierbingaling July 22, 2012

david schwimmer 

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

david schwimmer by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017

Schwiner 

One who irritates the population of the world.

Mark Mitchell is a big Schwiner!

Schwiner by GCJEM February 9, 2010

Schwimmer’d 

Getting reallly drunk or high or both and getting a bit messy or very messy

Me: I got schwimmer’d last night
Friend: Schwimmer’d?
Me: Yeah. DAVID schwimmer’d 😂

Schwimmer’d by MetropolitanServices August 29, 2021

Schwimmer 

1. (proper noun) Cute, lovable actor. Ross on the long-running TV series "Friends".

2. (verb) A sexual fetish; a man's desire to shoot his semen across flowers and potted plants.

You know Gary? Yeah? That sick fuck schwimmered his prom date. It took Lisa three trips to the cleaners to get all the semen out of her corsage.

Schwimmer by Tugboat June 4, 2004

Schwiner 

Schwiner (n) Schwining (v)

Definition of Schwiner - A self-proclaimed Shiner who is psychotic, deranged, and full of rage who does not know how to spell and has an extremely limited vocabulary.

The Schwiner posted comments online full of cuss words, insults, and threats.
It sure would be nice if the Schwiners would stop their schwining and go get a real job instead of trying to make money on YouTube.

Schwiner by Miss Mensa September 1, 2019

Schwierigkeitsegen 

Difficulty-Blessing - the benefits derived from difficult situations or experiences.

After surviving cancer, she came to appreciate the Schwierigkeitsegen she derived from enduring the hardest time of her life.

Schwierigkeitsegen by Jen Singer December 29, 2022