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6. Schween
someone who handles a small package
His chick will be nothing short of a schween to him as long as they're together.
by Miller Time May 7, 2003 add a video
1. Schween
a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a nostril
His co-workers laughed when they found out Dave had a schween
2. schween
n. a dork, an idiot
Look at Hugh, he's such a schween!
3. Schween
A noun that can be used in a negative context when you overuse 'dick' 'jackass' or the 1983 'geek'.
Take your cock out of the toaster! You're such a schween
by josh Nov 16, 2003 add a video
4. Schween
the part of the penis that, when stimulated, causes one to burst into uncontrollable laughter.
John's nipples make my schween hard.
by Special Kay May 13, 2003 add a video
5. Schween
An extremely long, skinny penis.
Cot damn, look at that dude's schween!
by Jimmy Chang Dec 16, 2003 add a video
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