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5.
The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.
I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!
by skema318 January 20, 2011
 
1.
Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."
by Schwasted January 18, 2009
 
2.
To be shit face wasted off your ass.
Man that bitch was schwasted.
She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted
by Zizzle and Karlizzle June 10, 2007
 
3.
incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.
whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.
by brian ggggggeiger January 10, 2009
 
4.
Shit Face Wasted
Man that girl is Schwasted!
by DamaLicious October 18, 2009
 
6.
The white boy form of getting drunk.
"Me and my niggas are gettin drunk tonight"

"Well me and my crackas are gettin schwasted
by flakaveli December 09, 2010
 
7.
being so waster that you slur the word wasted thus becoming schwasted
bro #1: dude last night i was so schwasted i hooked up with the fugliest chick at the party

bro #2: BUMMER BRO!!!
by Nelsweezey May 14, 2008