To be shit face wasted off your ass.
Man that bitch was schwasted.
She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted
Drunken state usually acheived by consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting
originated at VT.
"dude they are so f-ing schwasted!"
"I'm so schwasted im gonna boot
Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."
incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.
whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.
Shit Face Wasted
Man that girl is Schwasted!
The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.
I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!
The white boy form of getting drunk.
"Me and my niggas are gettin drunk tonight"
"Well me and my crackas are gettin schwasted