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One who uses strength, intimidation, and deadpan humor delivered in broken English to "encourage" things to be accomplished by his/her more docile spouse or children.
"I didn't want to be a helicopter pilot after I graduated high school but my dad is such a schwarzenagger and he said I had no choice but to GET TO THE CHOPPER!"
by Gartl June 12, 2014

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