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10. Schwab
A verb, meaning to make someone disappear, vanish, or basically cease to exist. This is done in a mysterious and quick manner.
Look, dude...don't make me schwab your ass.

What happened to Amanda? She got schwabbed.
1. schwab
The act of performing oral sex on a male.
Hey baby wanna schwab tonight?
2. Schwab
(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.
3. schwab
n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."
4. schwab
verb: to tell complete falsehoods with no regard for the actual truth. Most often used in layers of falsehoods.
I heard we're serving lobster at the company celebration this friday at lunch.

Dude, you're schwabbing me, there's not even a celebration, much less lobster.
5. schwab
A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.
I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.
6. schwab
A girl version of the douche bag
Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!
7. Schwab
a Crazy stalker.
That Schwab won't leave me alone!
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