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A person or selective group of people that are; inherently lazy, inept, completely incompetent, fail at all attempts to do anything, are repetitively late, claim a physical retardation that gets them out of work or allows them to avoid work, unintentionally present themselves as having no clue or being mentally slow; their 100% effort is the same as a mediocre persons 19.4%, typically removed from any job that has true significance and placed in a position where they can’t screw up anything significant; all hard workers tend to despise their existence. They are always the Frog never the Monkey!
-She/He is such a schuntz! -Don’t be a schuntz! -I wish we could get rid of all those schuntz!
by THE MONKEY, duh! January 12, 2012
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