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An elected offical who acts solely for the benefit of publicity and cannot resist the opportunity to appear before TV cameras or radio microphones but who then does nothing at all to follow the matter they discussed up with any actual action.
We had three Schumers from the city council here two years ago for a press conference about the problem, but the situation is the same because they never did anything to follow up.
#camerahog #poseur #windbag #empty suit #publicity-seekeer
by Paula10001 August 09, 2010
1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.
That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!
#4loko #vodka #red bull #irish coffee #caffeine #alcohol
by NYC4Schumer November 13, 2010
A person who drinks excessively, often has sex with mudsharks and throws people in trunks of police cars.
Hey that guy got really schumered. or that guy pulled a schumer by putting those innocent people in the trunk.
#that guy got schumered #that guy pulled a schumer by putting those innocent people in the trunk #i got really schumer last night #hey there is a schumer at the bar #hey a schumer left that bar
by justin Igger November 21, 2007
An individual who so craves publicity that his/her behavior results in continual douchebaggery.
What a schumer that Senator Douchebag is.
Senator Douche is such a schumer!
#douche #douche bag #asshole #idiot #moron
by Sam Minardi October 27, 2011
A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.
Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !

Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?

Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
by VapourPhase December 20, 2015
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