To show up at the last minute, after having not participated for an extended period; subsequently scamming free food, drinks, rides, etc. from other event attendees.
I haven't seen him in months, then he shows up, catches a ride out of town and makes us stop for Corn Nuts. He totally Schulered me!
by sarasadie September 23, 2005
by itsyourfavchin November 25, 2017
Schuler is a WHOLE snack. Everyone wants to be her and she’s an amazing friend. Everyone loves Schuler. Schuler is a queen, shes good at makeup, making you laugh, feel better, feel special. Schuler is a true sister.
Get you a Schuler.
by notlanigoolsby July 22, 2018
The Schuler is from this man named Schuler who was having sex with this girl doggy style. and she pointed at her ass. So he just put it in there. No lube or anything. She feel over crying and he just got dressed, said he was sorry and went home.
by Dizzle Dazzle December 26, 2007
When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).
After a night of drinking and partying:
Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?
Ric: No problem.
The next day upon entry into the bathroom:
Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?
Ric: No problem.
The next day upon entry into the bathroom:
Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
by Kevin Mooney May 23, 2007
Last time I invited him along, all he did was schuler all weekend.
He wouldn't buy his own Corn Nuts? What a schuler!
He wouldn't buy his own Corn Nuts? What a schuler!
by vespa September 26, 2005
A person who loves to send ~scandalous~ pics to a certain person;) they enjoy shoving dicks in their mouth like candy
by deletedaccount12345 November 12, 2017