A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.
She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!
by stoik n fries February 25, 2013
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Schtonky-Complete and utter sarcasm about anything that annoys the crap out of you..for example Mr.lowe
Ex: Hey! Did you remember to study for that super insanely hard Astronomy test today?

Your response: SCHTONKY!

See Also: Schwiiiing!
by Cortana,I-no November 10, 2004

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