The new scamtastic household object sold by your favourite Scout reenactor; IE : Vince Offer
Basically described as a magic silicon sticky roller that warps off any undesired dirty stuff.
At 0:35 on the official ad, you may see another of those fake video montages that made the popularity of the Shamwow
The sexual innuendos are so obvious that it's not even laughable.
"You gotta love the big Schticky"
"Playing with your Schticky keeps your house clean"
"Problems with that shedding pussy ? Use your Schticky ! "