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Suspecting one's friend's virgininty is in question but not wanting to know the details so assuming said virginity is in a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence due to uncertainty. Undone by a TMI disclosure. Progeny is also a reliable indicator to disprove any exisiting condition of Schrödinger's Fuck
miranda was in a state of schrödinger's fuck until max undid it by telling me he was buying condoms
by lukasbayern18 November 28, 2010