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You combine the word "Soon" with "Spoon" and add the Sch sound at the beginning. You can use it in any sentence that should have contained either "Soon" or "Spoon".
I want to use the schpoon to schpoon eat schoup.

Wow, man, that's a great schpoon!

I'm schpoon going to the mall and buy some schpoons.
by MaximusGigantus May 06, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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