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n. A turd covered or injected with semen. Deived from the words shit, poop, and splooge. Most often left on doorsteps of horny congressmen or chunked at nice cars.
Goddamnit, Spencer, I'm not going to make you a schploop so you can rub it all over your naked body! Stop asking me, you ghey jafucker!
by Eric Houser October 29, 2006

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