(v): To become stuck behind a school bus that makes many frequent stops, before you and your destination. All the while without letting anyone pass: creating a massive line of angry drivers behind you that blame you for stopping constantly. How to fix being School-BUSted, don't drive *or* plan around the bus. Having this happen 10 minutes before work is lame. There is a window of opportunity called Summer Vacation where becoming School-BUSted is impossible.
Boss: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU'RE 30 MINUTES LATE!!??!
Me: I tried calling to tell you I got School-BUSted on the way in, but you didn't answer. I'm sure the kids wouldn't mind, being late for school, it'll never happen again.
Boss: (being cool FOR ONCE): Okay, why don't you just bike in?