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1. n. place where kids go to learn more than just math, english, and science (see violence, sex, or drugs)
2. v. to beat someone at something
1. I'm finished with school, thank goodness.
2. He sure got schooled by that pro.
by wrongsideoftheprism August 24, 2003
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School, a place of generalised learning; most do not appreciate 99% of what they learn there because they are too fucking stupid to see something beyond working at McDonalds and eating the crap they sell there. The level of distain for school is so immense that generalised dissing has become a platitude and is ignored by anyone with an IQ of over 10. People say there is no point in Maths, English, Science, Art, Music, History, Geography, Economics or any other subject I'd care to name.
McDonalds Moron: School sux
Normal human being:........

McDonalds Moron: What’s the point of school?
Answer none attempts to explain anymore: We need astro-physists, poets, mathematicians, economists, artists, musicians etc...
by Odin, Slayer of Giants November 01, 2005
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oh NoO school is bad they shoot rifles and touch things that are priveat
my englsigh teecher where's sandals and smeells his finger too much
by fleeb October 19, 2003
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School is an institution that most everyon has, is, or will attend.

Now let me make this as clear as posible:
SCHOOL IS NOT HELL, IT IS NOT A PRISON, IT IS NOT A CONCENTRATION CAMP, AND IT IS NOT WHERE PEOPLE ARE ASSIMILATED!!

School is exactly what you make out of it. If you go around not giving a shit, it will be boring and unpreductive. If you go around with a bad attitude, it will be a place of anger and hate. But, if you go around with a good attitude and accually make an effort, it can be productive and possibly FUN.

So my advice is to not focus on the asshole students, the totalitarian teachers, and the useless busy work. If you get past that you could accually learn something. Trust me, its possible, but its all in how you look at it, and what your attitude is.
I've delt with the persecution, and the bad teachers, and the mounds of homework, but i chose to do extra activites, made friends, and carried a personality that made school fun. School is exactly what you make out of it.
by Darkshot77 March 31, 2008
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Take the most boring experience you've ever had then multiply it by,THEN bring a couple of freinds to suffer with you, THEN add the fcat that every time you screw up your parents give you hell. All the while school is giving you hell, ahhh, but wait what about the weekends you ask? Well add homework and projects TIMES 10, so those are now hell too, and if you don't do them then your every day hell is multiplied 100 fold in a continous cycle. Which results in the first about 17 years of your life EXCLUDING COLLEGE hell. In conclusion, School+You=Hell which is then put into the equation Hell+17 years=Childhood full of hell which is then simplified into SCHOOL=HELL
Student: Can you please explain?
Teacher: What do you want me to explain?
Student: Like all that stuff you just said
Teacher:......... Wha.. Sorry....Ummmm, QUIZ TIME!!
10 minutes later......
Teacher: Heres your test
Student: I failed
Teacher You should have studied
Student: But i didn't unders.....
Teacher: What, Huh, Can't hear you, Class dismissed

Now your home
Student: I failed

Parent: No more fun, now you study for the rest of the day
Student: But i didn't understand and the teacher wouldn't
Parent: Ohh Noooo! You must have a learning disability!!!
Student: I just need a bit of help with..
Parent: I'ma laways there for you and i'll always listen! :)
Student: :(
Parent: Now where is the guidance counselors number?
Student: XP

Funreal:

Preist: May your spirit rest in heaven
Parents: Why did he commit suicide! We should have gotten him professional help when he said he wanted to do somehing he would enjoy when he was older!
ps.school
by Paxist May 03, 2010
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by Karen Rispone May 19, 2008
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Place you go to learn....well, if you want to learn.
I go to school from 8 am to 2pm
by Shawn B. June 01, 2003
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