A member of the professional staff at elementary, middle and high schools. Typically run a small clinic within a school, aiming to meet the medical needs of students that arise during the school day. They usually give routine medications, offer first aid, a whole lotta ice packs, juice boxes and limitless naps.
Yes, they can see through your bs, they know what "real sick" looks like and they send you back to class fast if you are annoying.
"hey, I'm bored in class, I think I'll ask to go to the school nurse so I can waste some time before lunch"
"The school nurse is someone who doesn't judge, I think I'll go tell her my life story"
"I should be embarrassed that I've been to the school nurse 12 times already this year and it's only October, but that's not stopping me from going to see her again today"
Offer ice for every last thing. Unkept office with students lined up out the door trying to get home. There are probably no more than two school nurses per school. Thinks that you parents or guardians need to know every last bit of information, and asks them if they can come pick you up. These nurses probably don't even have a medical dagree. Most of these school nurses are fat. Eventhough you feel horible, they probably won't beleive you, so they send you back to class after 3 mins. Nurses have memory erasers, because they ask for you name evey time you go to see them. Their office always smells like they are cooking something. Probably every office has an empty garbage bin for needles. Probably every office has a microwave.
(NOTE I am just using random names!)
(Bob) Mrs, I feel like I will be throwing up badly
*Throws up intestines*
(School Nurse) Do you want me to call your mom?
(Steve) Mrs I think I am pa-
*Drops to floor*
(Nurse) You look fine to me, go back to class!