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^ this is the dumbest thing I've seen on here
by Anonymous February 26, 2003
 
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A Schnookums, put simply, is a person that is everything that's good in the world, and nothing that's bad.

That's all it is...
Charlotte is such a schnookums! That's all she is!
by And September 20, 2003
 
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A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
My chihuahua Fluffy is the sweetest schnookums in the world.
by anonymooseeh November 13, 2006
 
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A person or object that is incredibly cute or adorable.
Hey schnookum, you look so cute I could just eat you up.
by LeHommardDuMaine May 23, 2011
 
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A word to describe a person that you love more than they love you.
"Hi <boyfriend/girlfriend> You are so totally my schnookums, I am completely in love with you"

Answer-"I only want you for sex and money"
by sillynote November 16, 2009
 
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CURTIS, The sweetest and cutest person ever!
Curtis is my schnookums
by Lisa November 28, 2003
 
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german dogs playing snooker while cuming.
bruno played snooker while jacking off/schnookums, past. schnookumed.
by seamus mulholland January 12, 2008