A sexual position involving a trampoline in which one partner performs oral sex on his or her partner while BOTH individuals bounce up and down on the trampoline. Sometimes the schneider has been known to involve puppies. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. She totally shneidered him last night on my trampoline.
Dude, did you hear that mike got 3 schneider jobs in one night? Fucking bad ass!!!
by monanza August 13, 2010