noun ~ someone who sincerely needs to fuck up.
<Virtuoso> CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME OF MY FINEST QUALITY KEFGHENISTANNY RUGS, OR HOW ABOUT A NICE WARM GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP.
by Anonymous March 26, 2003
adjective - like a schmuck
While they were off at Disney World, I was stuck back here feeling schmucky.
by Wedding Video March 22, 2010
This is another name for Senator Chuck Schumer. He's often called "Chucky Schmucky" or just "Schmucky" by those of us in the "chattering class" out here in flyover country.
"Oh, did you see what Schmucky said about pork? Schmucky says we don't care about pork in a stimulus bill! What a schmuck!"
by Anonymous Dave number 999 February 17, 2009
Yiddish slang relating to the penis.
You schmuck, you're a schmuck. You fucking schmucky schmuck.
by Schmucky The Cat August 26, 2003