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2.
n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.
Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!
by kdawg September 27, 2003
 
1.
Smart-ass chuckles.
Lefty got done, too many schmuckles!
by Ralphie A Burcke November 29, 2011
 
3.
a type of currency in coin form
I was putting on my shoes this morning and I found a schmuckle in my right shoe. Liliya!
by Liliya Spivak February 24, 2008