adjective-Someone being oblivious to the obvious.
No you Schmuck-Dyke, you cannot have relations with my girlfriend.
by CreatorOFschmuckDyke November 22, 2010
Top Definition
A penis resembling fool who retains the same traits as a male acting lesbian (See Dyke) usually the butt of all jokes exchanged within a group of people.
Kuntry: Dude weeman is always trying to jew me out of some cigarettes or food.

Dillhole: Yup he’s a fuckin schmuckdyke.
by ThaChief July 07, 2005
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