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One who is eternally attracted to, or seems to attract stupid annoying fuck-ups, also known collectively as schmucks, as if he or she was a magnet to and for them.
Holly is dating another bloodsucking, lazy looser? Is she some sort of a schmuckaholic? What is her problem?
Doesn't she have any sense of self-worth?
by Badwsky February 05, 2010