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Short for Schmotty the panda. A gentle, loving creature from the woodlands of Poland. A complete spaz, and has a very nice ghetto booty and a soft, pale white tummy.. very short attention span. Friends have strange names such as kittyhawk, mc holmes, leeeeeeevvvv, dragon, ect. and they r all gorgeous and sexxiii. schmotts have strange obsessions with poop. sometimes are mistaken for borat. She is very hot and an excellent cuddler. Ever body wanna b a schmott.

She has banged many exotic creatures over the years, and has two children. when she want it, she gets it!

***special note*** SCHMOTTS R SEXY BEASTS, ALSO IF U MESS WITH ONE, U DIE!
schmotty: poop is brown..not usually purple. but sometimes...
by *kittyhawk!* April 03, 2009
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