Certain species of schmoo have also been shown to make a person lucky, schiztophrenic(yes, symptoms of the poetic muse have been traced to schmoo) or even hyperactive. Scientists are currently investigating other locations where schmoo are found.
Person 2: He must have a lot of schmoo
Person 1: my schmoo speak to me
Person 2: you should get help
The Bubba Sparx song I found you, Ms. New Booty: "I found you, Ms. New Schmooey!"
A Schmoo should be defined as the trunk like overhang of foreskin on an uncut man's penis. The little 'nose' that dangles so cheerfully at the end of one's trouser snake.