1. Where you drink so much alcohol that you lose all inhibitions and people's respect.
2. The art of blacking out from 5 pm to 5 am
3. Raging harder than anyone else at a freshman party.
4. Always having the most ridiculous story the morning after.
Guy 1:"Dude I got so Schmitz-Faced last night that I ate out a freshman on a pile of sand, at our first party of the year!"
Guy 2: "No way I heard about that!"
Guy 1: "I was so Schmitzed yesterday that I told our pledges to take a picture while upper decking John's toilet."
Guy 2: "That's genius!"
Guy 1: "We were all so Schmitzed-faced, we started a fight at the bar. Now I have a black eye, a broken rib, and a black eye"