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10. Schmidt
A person who goes out of their way to view exceedingly gross and disturbing online content.
He's such a Schmidt. He just send me a link to Tub Girl!
1. Schmidt
a sweetness that knows no bounds. thoughtful, courteous and respectful. to qualify as a Schmidt one must be irresistably adorable.
My boyfriend is such a Schmidt! He brought me flowers for no reason.
2. Schmidt
Taking a shit in a pool or any water but a toilet
Hey, you just schmidt in the pool.
3. Schmidt
Definition: An occupational surname for "blacksmith" or "metalworker," from the German word "schmied." The German equivalent of the English surname SMITH.

Surname Origin: German

ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ
That's so Schmidt.
4. Schmidt
Someone who should never be underestimated.
"Don't underestimate her, she's a Schmidt"
5. schmidt
1) Kairos terminology for Shit.

2) Bro Love
Dude... you da schmidt, bro
6. Schmidt
A person who is anti-social, just likes to be indoors all day, and ignore his/her friends to play video games.
Stop being a Schmidt and come hangout with your friends.
7. schmidt
(verb) To massively overreact to the truth, based on Google CEO Eric Schmidt's overreaction to CNET when they showed how much information Google could access by searching on his name. This male diva declared Google would not talk to CNET for a year.
Ashlee Simpson schmidted when a critic said she was a lousy singer.
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