NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an
awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the
male version of Meg from Family Guy
ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's
VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or
behaving awkwardly in a public context
NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"
"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."
ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking
VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."
"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."