From the fabulous and clever people of the LA area, Schmeeph is the essential "verb". It takes the place and syntactical structure of any verb, particularly for the purposes of censoring.
"What the Schmeeph is that?", or "If you even think I'm getting in the Schmeephing car..." are acceptable uses of "Schmeeph". "Let's go Schmeeph" can also be used meaning, "lets go: walk, play, run..."