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3.
A guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. This shirt is often displaying "Affliction" these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. He is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.
This place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than I do!
by Caroline Cardine August 13, 2008
 
1.
A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.
Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.
by GreensboroMDMike September 13, 2005
 
2.
A particular type of woman that exemplifies a smaller/medium sized frame, that portrays the qualities of pure excellence, beauty beyond belief, breasts that are luscious and delicious often described as "just a hand-full"
Lydia's and Natalie's; schmedium, schmedium, schmedium; "damn that 'schmedium' looks good"
by Schmediums October 24, 2010
 
4.
Any item of clothing that is to small for the individual to wear.
Llyod loves wearing that schmedium jacket that looks like a halter top on him.
by Carnage517 March 26, 2008
 
5.
A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large
Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium
by benzino909 March 24, 2010
 
6.
The size between small and medium.
"Can I get that shirt in a Schmedium?"
by Justeezy December 19, 2007
 
7.
a size inbetween small and medium.
look at that sissy lookin ass wearing a schmedium.
or
wow, that guy in the pink schmedium shirt looks like a wuss.
by kungfuzombie June 24, 2011