2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.
Not to be confused with smear.
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."
Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!